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Itching drug

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One day there is a queen who is very beautiful with big breasts. Nick, the Dragon hunter, obsessed with the queen. But he knows there is risk of death when the chest touches the queen. But Nick still just wants to try it out.

Nick told his friends that to desire, Doctor Horatio, the staff physician of King. Horatio says, he can, even more than Nick wants, but with the requirement Nick is willing to pay 1000 gold coins.

Without long thinking, Nick receives bids Horatio. The next day Horatio make some itching powder and sprinkle a little in to the queen’s bra, the queen while being bathed. Soon after the queen finished bathing, itchiness arises and grows quickly.

The queen called Horatio. After viewing the incident, he said to the king that the queen of disease can only be cured with the saliva in the four hours. From test results, only the saliva of Nick the queen can cure disease.

King who wanted to make her queen healthy, immediately the king called Nick. Horatio then put antidote (prophylactic drugs) to the Nick tongue, then Nick to do it to the Queen for four hours.

After that, the queen of disease healed. Nick is very satisfied and be as a hero. After that Horatio collect 1000 gold coins that Nick promised.

Nick does not care about the charges because he was very sure that Horatio may not depict all of that to the king. He laughed and asks Horatio to go home.

The next day Horatio put itching powder to the same pants in the king, even with more doses.

The king immediately called Nick to do the same thing like he done to the queen.

The first time of erection experience

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A little Joni has curious to know what’s in the striptease bar. One day he stows away, he saw the erotic dancers sway and remove the clothes one by one.

Suddenly Joni escape to the exit door and ran to the road. He stopped by a man and asked, “What happen? You run like seeing a ghost”

Joni said, “My parent has reminded me, if I see the naked girl, I will change into a stone. Now I believe what they said to me.”

“How could you be sure?”

“Because, I feel a part of my body strength suddenly!”